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"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.
Customer: What time are you open till?
Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.
Customer: You didn't answer my question!
Waitress: I know!
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When the clock hits 0:00 on a timer
The coach said "It ain't over till the fat lady sings" In which at first I thought meant the fat bitch at the concession stand until the game was over
The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.
Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!
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The act of the choking of ains. Seth must scream profanity’s and boom down the stairs while gripping her cell phone to the beat of a bon jovi song. Grab her throat and give her the shake and bake. Then you proceeed to choke her at a 90 degree angle. Therefore you will choke her till she pukes.
Well Bill did Seth really choke her till she puked?
Fuckin’ A rights he did bud-choke her till she pukes
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Means to stay feelin' good (or pimpin') till the end.
Nathan: Cya Holmes i gotta go see Iesha
Andrew: Stay Nill Till Ya Drill Holmes
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Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
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Originally a Vine made by Daz Black.
A popular Meme.
“Fuck me till my face falls off Jason”
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