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A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
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When you get a message on tinder and it's a dick pic
"I was on tinder last night when I got a little tinder surprise by some creep called Melvin!"
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In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.
“What you doing tonight?”
I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!
When you're swiping through tinder while rubbing one out.
Person 1: "Hey bro what were you up to last night?"
Person 2: "Nothing really, just played Tinder Roulette
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When you break into your friend's (or cheating significant other's) Tinder account and go to town randomly swiping as fast as you can before they get back.
"I wondered why all these fat chicks were trying to talk to me on Tinder, and then I figured out one of my friends totally Fruit Ninja'd my Tinder while we were out the other night."
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A person who has the looks and knows what there perfect life looks like but has no aspersions or goals to help them get to there dream and rely on a hand out from there dream date to get control of there life
That chicks personality screams tinder complex
An item you add to a photo of yourself in your tinder profile to make you seem more interesting.
Dude, Kelsey banged me cause she said she loves musicians. Using a guitar as a tinder prop really worked.