Titanic Syndrome

The immense attraction Asian women have for Caucasian men that was spurred in part by the movie Titanic starring Leonardo DiCaprio. The attraction is even stronger for Caucasian men with blue eyes.

Asian Guy #1) Woah. It's another Asian girl with a Caucasian guy.

Asian Guy #2) Yeah. It's because he has blue eyes.

Asian Guy #1) Word. She has a case of Titanic Syndrome

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Team titan

The act of 5 guys synchronize swimming in an anus

Mathis performed a team titan last nite. His poor butt looked like a pot of mashed potatoes afterwards.

Attack On Titan

The best show ever... humanity is behind walls as giants (Titans) eat/kill people. Eren Yeager and his 2 childhood friends, Mikasa Ackerman and Armin Arlert, go to kill them to save humanity.

Attack on Titan is the best anime ever

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titanic virgin

someone who has never seen titanic

Emma is such a titanic virgin

Pulling a Titanic

When you talk a lot of shit, thinking you are the best, then just crumple and fail in your first attempt.

"Wow, Jeff was really pulling a Titanic when he crashed his car."

So Titanic

When a scenario. situation, or object is either:

1. Large in size (like the RMS Titanic)
2. Sad (like the sinking of the Titanic)
3. Romantic (like the 1997 film 'Titanic')

1)
Guy 1: Dude, this burger is huge!
Guy 2: Woah, so Titanic!

2)
Guy 1: Got back from the vet, my dog is really sick.
Guy 2: Ah shit, that's so Titanic dude, I'm sorry.

3)
Guy 1: I took my girl to the beach and we held hands and walked in the surf.
Guy 2: You homo, that's so Titanic.

Douche-Titan

Douche-Titan: An individual, male or female that exudes above average douche-bag qualities.

Person A – Did you hear about that guy that pooped in B’s litter box after her Halloween party?

Person B - Yeah, what a douche-titan!