crush beers

the act of drinking beers with the intention of getting drunk. often a daytime activity

what did u do this weekend? besides crush beers?

pretty much it

sick

Beer dong

The term beer dong is used to describe the act in which a drunken male has sex with a sober female.He will most likely ravage her,which creates an uneven playing field in the coitus due to the male's vast consumption of alcohol. This usually occurs at the end of an evening.

Opposite of whiskey dick.

He gives her the beer dong.

Cliff: "Man, Anthony really gave Shannon the beer dong last night!"

Beer Math

A formula to ensure you (or whoever you are buying beer for) gets the drunkest for lowest amount of money:

"Beer Score" = (Beer Size x Beer ABV) / Price

Used to get the score of the beer you are drinking and to compare against other beer's score.

Pint of Guinness costs $5 at the bar... 16oz x 4.2 ABV / $5 = 13

Quart of Olde English costs $3 at the corner store... 32oz x 5.9 ABV / $3 = 63

So using Beer Math it takes 5x as much money to get drunk off Guinness at the bar than it does from OE in parking lot.

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del beer

a beer of the unusual 8 oz. variety

Mike - dude, you had a lot of beers last night you must have been hammer.

Ryan - nah man i was drinkin del beers

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nigger beer

Any brand of malt liquor

Lets go get some 211 steel reserves. Thats some good nigger beer

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beer raid

the act of going into an open garage and stealing all the beer from the refrigerator.

i just scored 24 beers from a beer raid today!

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Nose beers

Casual cocaine use.

"Come over on Friday night we'll throw back some nose beers".

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