bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

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Work Bench

To imply that the bed or work bench is the apparatus used for grinding and plaining off members of the opposite sex within ones sexual workshop

'Thats the workbench, where I plain my bitch off regularly'

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bench-warmer

A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation

Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?

Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer

Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight

Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers

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Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.

Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.

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The Bench Group

Group of close friends, consisting of about 25 people overall. 95% of them went to the same school, with the additional 5% coming in from somewhere else. Some people in the group are Mike Pfeiffer, Ryan Malone, Kahla, Jess, Kate, Dudash, Trevor, Greg, Joe, Ryan, Dan, Kasia, Lauren and Beth. Most of the time, they hang out at Greg's Apartment

Whats going on with the rest of the group?

Call everyone else in the group.

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Park Bench

1)A fat ugly chick who does nothing but annoy and is not capable of going out in public without making a scene.
2)A girl so fat that she takes up one whole park bench.
Also see Rock and Basketball Hoop.

Random Person: "How long did it take you to get rid of that park bench?"
Yourself: "That fat chick stayed until all the food ran out."

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Sex Benching

When you and your Military Brothers are in any Asian country on a dirty sex bench in a Bar/Brothel lined up getting a blow job at the same time.

"Dirty Dave" and his bros were in a Taiwan Brothel sex benching in the good ole days!

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