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Lotus Roundabout

All the Rajapakshas join hands in a circle, and use the Nelum Kuluna to fuck the entire country.

Sri Lanka is facing a real bad Lotus Roundabout right now.

by The Real Raxy June 20, 2022


the lotus

The lotus is a smart type of flower that is good at playing any type of TERA class. While the lotus is very strong he is also very perv and likes lolis.

Hey did you see the lotus posted loli pics again on Sari's discord?
Yeah man, but it's ok because he's good!

by Sari-thedream October 3, 2017


Lotus-Eaterology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Lotus-Eaterology:

A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.

And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018


lotus leaf

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'

"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."

by sockdemon January 7, 2024


Lotus Laud

A loving spirit individual who stands out from the crowd, who is more than interested in showing the world some love but it considered mad. This is often time an individual with another name.

Lol: You're so bubbly loving mood today
Omfg: Thanks I am Lotus Laud
Lol: Lotus Laud you said.
Omfg: What mood swing is that today
Lol: The one of serenity and love. Probably you need some.

by Omg You won't Believe#@$! February 9, 2021


Timid flour lotus

The process of making and eating a cake inside of a vagina
Step 1- dump flour in the vaginal canal

Step 2- put 2 eggs in vaginal canal
Step 3 - mix by inserting dick and thrusting

Step 4- put blow dryer into vagina and cook the eggs and flour with it

Step 5- procide with eating it out of her vagina

Let’s make a timid flour lotus tonight wanda

by Frodo dojo April 22, 2024


Lotus Kick

A popular martial arts move involves launching off from the right leg into a 360 degree clockwise rotation and kicking a target.

Argyle knows how to use the Lotus Kick

by aardvark man December 25, 2017