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When you visit your friend's place, become overly fond of it, and consider taking it over while evicting them. However, things take a heated turn as they resist, turning the situation into a struggle, albeit with an implication that they might be in the wrong for opposing your intentions.
My place has been Israeled by my poor friend.
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When that narcissist moves in your house too soon after you meet, (particularly in the winter because sleeping on a bench at this time of year won’t suffice) and sometime down the line he has to be removed by the police because he refuses to leave after he abuses you to no end; takes ownership of you, your soul, your house, he even tries sleeping with your neighbour and your sister too, that’s how entitled he is while stealing your money, lying to you, triangulating you with his mother and his dog too; gaslighting you, isolating, and smear campaigning against your person to make you look like you’re the crazy and abusive one.
Darling I’m sorry to say but I think you’ve been Israeled by a hobosexual.
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To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.
Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!
Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"
Don't be like Peter!
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When you live somewhere, and it suddenly knocks on your door and it's some idiot who thinks they can just take everything you own and murder you after without any consequences. And they apparently actually can.
"They took my home and killed me"
"Ahh yes, You've been Israeled"
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The act of returning something to its original condition. To restore, rebuild and rededicate.
Following the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid empire, the Second Temple was Israeled and became the religious pillar of the Jewish Hasmonean Kingdom, as well as culturally associated with the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.
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When someone fights your battle for you.
The entire free world was being threatened by savage terrorists when they were Israeled and no longer had to fight, since Israel defeated the terrorists themselves, at great cost to themselves.
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When you start a fight with someone and they beat the shit out of you, you got Israeled. Similar to fucking around and finding out.
I shoved this little guy out of my way at a concert, and he ended up beating the fuck out of me — I got Israeled.
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