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The act of using maple syrup as lube during anal sex, then after ejaculating your partner pushes it out over a stack of flapjacks.
Dan became hungry during intercourse so he decided to have a lumberjack special for breakfast.
Going Lumberjack is the act of urinating on a tree or other plants such as bushes, grass, and flowers.
Sam: "Hey, are there any portapotties nearby?"
Richard: "Nah, you'll just have to hold it"
Sam: "Fuck that, I'm going lumberjack"
A lumberjack in flagstaff. Popular with the youth.
Person1:"Woah who is that?"
Person2: "That is louie the lumberjack :)"
The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth
Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend
Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack
Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about
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When one freezes shit, then later bangs girl before he jizzes he take poo and inserts into vagina/anus.
Trey: Sooooo whatd you do last night?????!!!
Alex: oh u kno the usual a good alaskan lumberjack session with Amie!
Amie: dick u were not to tell anyone about that!
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Girl on top riding reverse cowgirl, while simultaneously being fisted in the butt by the guy in a lumberjack sawing-like motion. Plaid flannels optional.
My all-time favorite position is Reverse Lumberjack.
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When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
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