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A rolled up cigarette made from rolling papers and tobbacco
"How many pub lunches do you have a day?"
"It's pretty bad I'm probably up to twenty now!"
"Oh well at least it's not mcdonalds that's something eh?"
"true yahoo"
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Those ugly looking woman that hang around pubs waiting for the chance to prey on drunk blokes & take them home and screw them. They are usually married woman with smelly breaths, and rippled arse cheeks, and dangly tits past there belly buttons. However they are usually horny enough to take a dick up the poop shoot.
Shit bro, watch out for those Pub Pets over there. Haha I can see a Pub Pet eyeing you up mate.
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A 40ish year old scrubber found milling around a pokie bar attempting to pick up very young men, free drinks or stray pokie change. Known for also having a firey temper when slandered, has poor vocabulary and loves drinking, drugs and shopping at supre for clothing usually worn by girls 1/3 their age.
Hey Doug, Look at that pub mole over there, you should talk to her, you might lose your virginity.
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when you come home from a pub or bar and your foot just doesn't look the same because it has some strange substance all over it that has been permanently stamped in through the stomping of other people's feet.
Did you see Jimmy's pub foot today? Yeah, he must have been wasted last night at the bar to come home with a foot like that.
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A "Pub Physique" can be seen generally in older males who deprive exercise and a healthy existence in favour of drinking heavily in local public house.Their body weight will be MUCH higher than the average person. Often they are wise and funny, having many tales to tell.
"Look at that Chap over there... He has a pub physique"
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Someone who embarks upon 'pub crawls' in which they travel from pub to pub in the hope they will become so intoxicated that they will have to crawl.
"Man Tom Lawler got so drunk on that pub crawl he probably impressed everyone in Oxford!"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"
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The metal flap which covers the exhaust on larger trucks and tractors. Often known as an exhaust flapper which prevents water from entering the engine and exhaust system when not in use.
When the engine is in use, the flap or "pub" pivots up and down allowing the exhaust gasses to safely escape.
The hick down the street put a set of exhaust stacks on his F-350 and it even has a set of pubs now!! Every time he starts his truck up the little pubs move up and down.
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