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Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.
That bee just stung me like my name is Tony!
That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.
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Tony Thinks They Know Everything. Mainly Italian. Big Noses. Stoners. Alcoholics. Shoots Steroids In His penis
Tony Is A Dick
Tony Has A Big Ass Nose And Forhead
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Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.
It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.
Can be used in a variety of sentences;
'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'
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The worst case of stupidity known to man.
How Tony can you be?
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To make something secure by use of a key or similar
Are you sure the car will be safe here darling ? Yes, it's okay. I've tony'd it
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If your friends or dating a boy named Tony he is for the streets, he may pretend to be sweet and caring but deep down inside he is a whore and he just wants some ass, I personally do not recommend even though they look emaculate.
I’m so glad i broke up with Tony he is for the streets.
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Amazing in bed.Steals your girl.People call him daddy.loves sports and is very athletic
Tony is so sexy.
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