Tv Tourette's

The condition suffered by those who channel-surf too quickly, and pass by their favourite commercial or sitcom punchline without stopping.

Derek: "Shit danny, go back to that commercial, its funny"

(Danny panics to control his button-addicted fingers)
Danny: "Im trying! Im trying!"

Derek: "Sh*t Danny, you missed it. F*ck! F*ck you - I hate you"

Danny: "Fuck brah, you've got a serious case of Tv Tourette's"

Derek: "I'd kill you if I didn't have a cougar crush on your Mother."

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Trump Tourettes

The inexplicable need to somehow work Donald Trump’s name into a conversation, no matter the subject.

Not only do they feel the need to blurt out his name, but they'll also will make extremely derogatory statements, most of which are based on provably false rumour.
Nick Abbot, James O’Brien and Owen Jones are all known to badly suffer from Trump Tourettes.

Nick Abbot's Trump Tourettes is so bad he even titled his book "My Tremendous Year in the Huge Shadow of Donald Trump's Awesome Orange Bigliness".

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typing tourettes

After typing messages on an instant messenger (such as AOL or AIM)you find yourself typing random words without the intent to acctually send them to your friend. Sometimes you dont even know your doing it.

Hey John how are ya?
(while waiting for a reply)-fuck fuckk assmunchadick bjiusnoubhosoijbno shittyt shitty poo poo(thinks to self:oh god i must have typing tourettes

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Finger Tourettes

When you type offensive words with your hands on a keyboard. Not to be confused with Tourettes.

(18:21:03) <@iNova> FUCK ME
(18:21:10) <@iNova> Sorry my fingers have tourettes
(18:21:13) <@iRyan> Wouldn't that be called Finger Tourettes?

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typing tourettes

When you automatically type something different to what you mean, often resulting in something of comical value.

Person A: Ive got a new puppy
Person B: No fair! I really want to dog.
Person B: *** A dog!
Person B: Arrrrr shit.
Person A: Haha. You have typing tourettes.

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Tourettes Design

That single one flawed, yet harmless, element in an otherwise perfect design. Meaning that the designing process of the product was running smoothly until someone decided to have an engineering tic episode in the middle of it. A tourettes design does not bring down the overall performance, however, the consumer might not be able to quite let it go.

Etymology:

Said by that asian dude with a British accent about the Sony RX-1 compact camera in the popular photography webshow iDigitalRevTV/i.

"If only they didn't put this giant, glowing orange ring around the shaft of the lense. Everything else looks pretty nice; nice, clean lines, pretty minimal design. So the orange ring looks kind of like a tourettes design. Orange ring!"

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Emo Tourettes

When an emo shouts random abusive things out loud to his/her friends.

Friend: Hiya!
Emo: FUCKING BITCH!
Friend: You have emo tourettes!

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