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when you get to take a hit for passing the blunt (or other smoking implement) to someone else
"Yo could you pass this to him?"
"Only if i get a traveler's fee"
"Whatever"
sexual favors while driving on the road aka road head
If I ride passenger on a long drive with my boyfriend he insists I give him travel treats.
Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.
I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.
A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.
Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
Once a futuristic fantasy, soon a fairy tale of the magical past.
"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."
Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
When you visualize yourself indulging in a time travel experiment meeting the infinite digits of the transcendental number π, hoping to be struck with some aha! moments, or to experience a flash of insights, along the numerological journey.
Would someone embarking on a pime travel mission be able to see the color or shape of the number pi, or to smell or taste it?
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This is the space that you have a barista leave at the top of your cup of to-go coffee so that it doesn't slosh on your hand as you walk down the street.
Do you need room for cream with your Americano? No, but I'll take some traveling room.