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A war 3000 years ago, which actually probably never happened and is really a load of fuck made up by a Greek Nerd with small genitalia - i'm sure he had a statue commisioned which proves it - (but I'm not complaining because the movie was cool) between the Trojans and the Greeks, who got beat down for most of it and had to use a giant wooden, horse shaped dildo for the greek king with men inside to act as sperm, but who he forgot about and gave to the Trojans as a peace gift when he needed a bigger toy to win, as well as a lot more soldiers (but to be fair the Trojans did have massive walls to defend them and to fire arrows off). The Trojans were too pissed and comatose to give a fuck about the horse so they let it in because they fought apollo creed gave it to them as a gift for raping the hell out of the Greeks for most of the time and stealing their bitches.
Who the fuck is sad enough to look Trojan war up?
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Verb: To ingest a drug before entering a concert venue so that the drug kicks in only when you are safely inside.
Person A: Hey, you better hide those doses when we go through security.
Person B: No worries man, there's no need. I Trojan Horsed so they should kick in right before the show starts.
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The hot girl at the party that always gives it up but insists you wear a condom
Dammit Ridge! I scored with Amber last night and thought she was finally gonna let me do her 'au natural' but the trojan whore told me to put on a rubber at the last minute.
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The girl in an orgy that everyone goes inside of. Especially true if they are all Greek and/or military personnel.
Cindy was trojan horsed last night. It wasn't pretty.
Samantha loves being the trojan horse because she's kinky af.
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A sexual position involving 3 partners, at least 2 of them males. The set up is exactly the same as the lamb roast position, however the participant in the middle must have a poor gag reflex. While one person is receiving the blowjob end of the deal, the other person penetrating pushes the head of the lamb roasted all the way down initiating a gag reflex. This is commonly quite unpleasant for the blowjob-ee and the lamb roasted, but quite comical for the splasher
Guy 1: last night Todd, Sarah, and I had a three way.
Guy 2: Dude, sweet!
Guy 1: Yeah, well, Todd thought it would be funny to perform a trojan splash. What an asshole
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(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.
(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)
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