When you hold a poo in for so long when long haul trucking that the poo starts to form a head like a rivet for the constant pounding
I’ve been holding on to this shit for so long its become a truckers rivet.
If I hold on to this shit any longer I’ll need a claw hammer to pull out this truckers rivet
The nasty smell of a truck driver they get from being over the road. Smells like diesel fuel and old leather
The trucker funk nearly killed me.
The chunky remnants of a butt burst dryed on the Thunder Mug upper bowl (and sometimes lid) at your local truck stop.
"I'm not using that restroom Dad, it has Trucker Spray all over it!"
Trucker's Butt is a condition where your ass is slightly sore after sitting on it for a long duration of time while on the road. It is typical during long road trips, especially on trips that are more than 450+ Miles.
Damn, I got serious trucker's butt driving through Missouri on the drive from Arizona to North Carolina.
a nose that is so big that you could shove apples up it
that girls truckers nose was so big that you could shove apples up it
A prostitute that hangs out at truck stops fuckin truckers for a dollar.
Jade brockaus is becoming a trucker fucker she just fuckin every trucker in the country.
A sausageroll with tomato sauce and a chocolate oak from a servo. Usually costs about 12 bucks.
Had to pop into a servo and grab a truckers lunch, everything else was closed from corona virus