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The most beautiful woman in the world with the heart of an angel. Tubas have the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. If you come across a Tuba be sure to bag her up because she’s the best thing ever. She perfect.
Look at Tuba over there being all cute
The literal translation of the old gods. Anyone who can harness the tuba radiate a power that is unfathomable by mortals. Tuba players get discounts on life itself and all deserve love(except Jonah )
Yeah, I play the tuba*ascends*
The tuba is a diverse weapon used by the Brass kingdom. Most notably wielded by King Tuba II, the tuba is capable of many functions, from emitting a DOOT that can destroy buildings and blast people through walls, to just straight up crushing them. The tuba is used in modern American marching bands as a lower-pitched instrument, as well as serving as the band’s heavy weapon in the event of conflict.
Person 1; “you cannot defeat me, for I have a tuba, and you do not.”
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground
1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man
2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man
2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man
2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
Eating ass while getting a blowjob
My lady let me tuba her last night