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Noob Tube

Any grenade launcher, be it an M203 or a GP-30, used on a video game. Specifically online on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare or Modern Warfare 2. It requires almost little or no skill to effectively get kills with it. Just aim in a general direction of wherever you think the enemy might be, and it'll get the job done without giving your enemy time to avoid it or retaliate.

Surprisingly, despite its name, it's not primarily used by noobs, or newcomers to the game. It's actually used more by assholes that are well into the game already but only use it to piss off their opposing team. And unfortunately, they usually do succeed in pissing off their enemy which could (and normally does) result in the enemy team changing their class to a noob tubing class while saying something like "Oh you wanna noob tube bitch? I can do it too", and that results in an entire game session being nothing but noob tubes and/or RPG's, depending on who's in the game.

Highly disliked by the majority of the gaming community. Avoid noob tubing at all costs to ensure that you don't start a tubing chain-reaction.

Teammate 1- DUDE!! This guy is using his fucking noob tube again!

Teammate 2- I swear to god. If i get tubed one more time i'm gonna bust a nut.

T1- Alright fuck this game....

T2- Come on. Don't rage quit.

T1- *disconnects*

T2- Son of a bitch *facepalm*

by StopTheTubing!!! May 5, 2010

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groove tube

Also called a spoof, sploof, a tube (usually empty paper towel or toilet paper roll) filled with dryer sheets to cover the smell of cannabis.

Dude, use the groove tube or our R.A. is totally gonna bust us, man!

by Monte M November 17, 2006

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Tube Socks

A type of knee-high sports sock; usually white with two stripes at the top, which can be in one of various different colours. Generally worn by both guys and girls. Gives off a very retro '70s-'80s look.

Nothing brings out a good pair of legs like a pair of tube socks

by shebang777 May 9, 2009

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Noob Tubed

Particularly used in the Video Game 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2'. Where a player uses the Grenade Launcher attachment for their weapon to kill just 1 enemy player, rather than a group of enemies.

Player 1: I just got noob tubed!
Player 2: I hate people who noob tube...

by SquashedBanana October 25, 2010

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Tube Crush

A hot person you see on the London Underground network, sneakily photograph and upload to tubecrush.net

Did you see that guy? He's definitely my tube crush.

by Koffers March 17, 2011

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noob tube

The M203 rifle mounted grenade launcher used by newcomers to the videogame Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, specifically its online multiplayer. while requiring no skill or effort, this weapon also barely hurts the user while completely obliterating any who get in its path. This is seen as a cheap weapon only acceptable for use by the worst of players at this particular game.

"Wow he is like a level fifty five and he still uses that cheap-ass noob tube!"

by Michael Snider aka XxGODAPOLLOxX April 15, 2008

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My Tube

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.

I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!

by Hurnia January 24, 2007