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A homeless person walking the streets with a large box on their back looking much like a turtle. The box is their home, much like a turtle shell.
"Gordon is turtling because he lost his job and his wife threw him out."
"If I don't land this account I'll be turtling by sun-up."
"My Mom is a whacko and my brother is an idiot. Because of these morons I'll lose my house and may have to start turtling."
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To have sex and make baby turtles
Psst. guys, lets go out turtling? ;
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When you have sexual intercourse with someone in a hope to create a baby turtle.
I was turtling this one girl and i did it like a 100 times and the turtles were pretty much falling out.
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A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.
(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.
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a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
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They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!
Dude dat turtle so SWAG!
Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)
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Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!
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