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The foreskin of the penis, characterised by the way it wraps the glans like a suit.
"Damn, I just got my flesh tuxedo pierced and it hurts like hell now"
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A sexual act in which a black male drops his testicles onto a white female's face, generally around the eye area.
Black Male 1: Yo, man, what did you do last night?
Black Male 2: Man, I fucked the shit outta this white bitch. She was a freak. I even dropped my balls right on her face.
Black Male 1: Oh shit! You tuxedo masked her?
Black Male 2: Fuck yeah!
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A sexual act where the male makes an incision in the female's breasts to draw blood, then proceeds to ejaculate on her chest.
"Man I cut my girlfriend pretty deep before I jizzed on her tits when I gave her a Canadian Tuxedo."
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A new sex move where the boy dresses up in cowboy boots, a denim shirt, and assless chaps, a ten gallon hat, and some six shooters for role playing in the bedroom. To complete the Texas Tuxedo, one must say, "Let's ride, partner" and shout yeehaw at least five times during the act of intercourse.
"Hey, do you want to do some Texas Tuxedo later tonight?" - Boyfriend
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Someone who wears black denim jeans with a black denim jean jacket to a blacktie affair.
That guy travelled half way around the world to attend his cousin's funeral and he wore an irish tuxedo.
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A type of sexual foreplay in which both partners wear a tuxedo and begin to strip. After an item of clothing is removed 'Sorry, eh' is said. This continues until both partners have removed their tuxedos.
Dude, Sally and I did the Canadian Tuxedo last night and it was so hot!
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The classiest sweatpants you own (usually with "JUICY" or "DIVA" written on the ass), usually green, along with a fine belly top or ratty old sweatshirt.
I'm headin down to DUB mart, better put on my Prince George Tuxedo
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