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The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status
I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump
-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.
“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr
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One who tweets excessively throughout the day, i.e 2 or more tweets in half an hour.
"Your such a tweet whore, I had to unfollow you"
Verb. Sending a tweet or tweeting @someone more famous than yourself in hopes that they will re-tweet and make you famous for a few minutes in the twitter-verse. Opposite of 'down tweet' or "down tweeting".
I up tweeted @brianwilliams but he ignored it.
a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day
Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!
When a person makes a tweet that receives less than normal or no interactions on said tweet (likes, retreats, comments, etc.)
"Hey, stop making dead tweets and post something funny for once."
Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.
A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?
B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.