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Soft core porn for tween age girls.
Sara was not allowed to read her mothers smutty 99 cent paperback romance novels so she picked up the next best thing, a copy of Twilight.
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1. Horrible book series written by Stephenie Meyer in response to a death threat from oprah winfrey so she can be the leader of a hociety run by middle aged female talk show hosts (see hociety)
2. Book completely unoriginal love story in which a stupid whore falls in love with cr***er vampire doomed to forever be a virgin that turns astonishingly stupid 11- 60 year old girls into whores. (see twilight whore
Twilight Whore #1: " OMG THE NEW TWILIGHT BOOK CAME OUT I STAYED IN A TEAM EDWARD TENT OUTSIDE THE STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK JUST TO GET IT FIRST!!!!"
Twilight Whore #2: " U STUPID BITCH HE'S MINE"
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a movie that is constantly raved about but really is a try hard harry potter with vampires. girls scream when they even .
person 1 : oh emm gee did you read twilight last night?!
person 2: yeah i finished it ages ago, but i saw the movie, isnt edward a hottie?
person 1: yeah i so wanna bang him.
random: WTF?!
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It is an extremely popular novel about a teenage girl, Bella, who falls in love with a vampire, Edward. Their essential conflict with their mad passion and Edward's instincts to kill is complicated further when a blood thirsty vampire latches onto Bella's trail and attempts to kill her. Insanely popular, it is now a major motion picture. I have read the book and seen the movie and both are illiterate pulp. It may also be used to refer to the series, which at this point includes Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Rumors are that a new book called Midnight Sun will be released at the earliest possibility.
Fangirl: OMG have you seen Twilight yet?! I read the book like fifteen times!
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A pandemic that is sweeping the nation amungst teenyboppers. The book series is mostly compared to Harry Potter. Harry Potter is probably the best book series that has ever been known to man, and should not be compared to this piece of shit. The whole Twilight series is a bunch of cliche bullshit, and whiny fangirls.
Fangirl#1: OMMGGG, TWILIGHT IS SOOOO EFFIN' AMAZING, AND EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOO HAWWTT, I WISH HE WOULD SUCK MY BLOOOODDDD!!!
Me: Stfu.
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A beautiful song by Elliott Smith. Probably one of my favourites. The way he sings it (in barely a whisper) you get this eerie feeling like it IS twilight, and you're in the woods alone somewhere. Simple, but infinitely beautiful.
Because your candle burns too bright
Well, I almost forgot it was twilight
Even if I think that you are right
Well, I'm tired of being down, I got no fight
You're wonderful, when it's beautiful
But I'm already somebody's baby
And if I went with you I'd disappoint you too
Well, I'm already somebody's baby
Already somebody's baby
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A book that brainwashes people into thinking vamipires are real. Seriously people it's just a book!! Harry Potter is way better than this piece of crap.
Obsessed Girl) OMG, Edward is so hot!! Robert Pattinson is ugly though...
Me) They're the same guy.
Obsessed Girl) Shut up or I will bite you with my vampire teeth.
Me) Good luck with that. (At least I'm the one who has a brain.)
In other words Twilight brainwashes people!!
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