unicorn

when two lesbians are goin at it and one of them attaches a strap on to her head and starts raming the other like a lesbian with a strap on stickin out of her forehead does

Damn look at those sister's, mommy's expedition is unicorning dog.

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Unicorn

1. A mythical beast whose ejaculate consists of flaming rainbows

2. A girl whose a virgin, usually in college.

1. John- "Unicorns are made of epic fucking win man, they cum flaming rainbows."

Doug- "Dude, you are so full of shit....."

John- "But its true... I SEEN IT!"

2. Phillip-"I hear that girl in physics is a unicorn"

Bobert-"Jenny? No way man, shes a horse".

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unicorn

i mystical creature with a sharp horn on its head. the chances of you finding one in real life is about the same as finding a mary-sue

Girls are like unicorns, beautiful, intellegent, but if u get to close u get gored"

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Unicornism

1) The act of things not making sense and giving them the name Unicorn.

2) Odd people doing odd things and the only code for them is Unicorn because its the only thing you can say and laugh about with out being noticeable.

Nikki do you see the effin unicornism at the beer pong table

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Unicorn

One corn

I would like a Unicorn, please.

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Unicorn

As defined in Dr.Phillips High School, a virgin who has not received their first kiss yet.

(Masturbation and non-sex non-kissing yet sexually related groping are irrelevant when deciding one's unicorn status.)

1: "Sometimes it's hard being unexperienced, but if we're both in the same state, I guess it won't drive me crazy!"

2: "...Actually, I had my first kiss yesterday..."

1: "...OH GOD, I'M THE LAST UNICORN!!!"

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Unicorn

Sooo fluffy and cute,it gets all of your problems away, you can throw its poop at other people (only if you have some & people don't get mad if you throw it at them)
It has a horn and it poops rainbows. And farts them. It's all rainbows & cute stuff around them. You wanna cuddle it & take it home.

teacher: you have to write an essay in pair on some rare animal of your choice.
me&my bff: *looks at each other* MHM you thinking what Im thinking?? Well write about..... UNICORNSS!!!! *-*

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