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The 'Smr Value Pack' has transformed over the years, due to the immense weight gain of the Smr race, it is has evolved to the purchase of a hot dog and an ice tea with the occasional addition of a curly wurly.
Damn, I don't have enough for a Smr Value Pack!
That Smr really likes those Smr Value Packs
A very very useful phrase, especially in the context of a business negotiation. Typically, the following issues should be addressed when determining the implementation of value driven content:
- Will it effectively help my readers with their jobs?
- Is it educational and not too self-serving?
- Does it make sense coming from us?
- Can we handle inquiries about this topic?
- Does it solve a problem for our customers?
- Is it something of interest to our customers, given their job position?
- Is the content practical enough to use right away?
- Will this position our company as experts?
When talking about value driven content, your words will have more credibility if you are also a wanker, and like to pull down your pants and bend over for company executives.
Hey, John, I have drawn up a proposal to increase this project's value driven content. Do you want to book a private meeting room to discuss?
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When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.
I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.
Texas isn't a real state. It's just rip off version of Mexico.
I am not scared of anyone from Great Value Mexico
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also ‘high-value male’
a term that single, bitter men who hate women because they struggle to attract them and single women who kiss men’s feet because they hate themselves and are dumb use.
it describes an alpha sigma fuck bitches get money but stay classy male who influences the other insecure men around him to act the same so they can bone submissive bimbos and feel better about their lackluster looks and bicurious urges.
popularized by greats such as miss andy tate, kevin samuels’ old ass, and tweedledee & tweedledum from fresh + fit podcast.
used unironically in straight spheres.
girl 1: joe is like so rich from trading stocks and like he’s so hot because he like gets his nails done and his hair cut weekly and also i love when he calls me his dishwasher like he’s so dreamy.
girl 2: omg that’s a high-value man. do anything you can to keep him.
girl 1: yeah like duh like i already am. he’s totes sexy and masculine.
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The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and leaving the stall door open slightly. You do this in attempt to catch an unsuspecting person by surprise and see the shock on their face when they walk in on you blowing mudd. Don't confuse this with open faced dump.
Oh it was the greatest, I knew Trevor's brother would come in soon so I snuck in there and took a dump at face value. You should have seen his face! I don't know if it just seeing me there or the fumes, but he had tears in his eyes!
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Also known as SMV.
In a general sense: a formula (or multiple formulas) (or an attempt to create it), which you can then use to plot a graph(s) of general 'current attractiveness value' of each person, showing each individual's relativity to others of the same sex.
something like this:
men want: 0.1*success + 0.6*looks + 0.4*personality + male_choice
women want: 1*success+ 0.5*looks + 0.5*personality + female_choice
in a biological sense:
Men want from women: ability and desire to please, ease, provide serenity.
Women want from men: ability and desire to reduce fear.
Female hypergamy drives them into seeking a higher sexual market value partner, even exercise monkey branching- 'investing' her time into other potentially successful guys leaving them in a friendzone - as 'backup' guys, even if she's already in a relationship.
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