(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.
Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
Where you cum into your belly button and have someone suck it out.
May I have a cum vacuum from you?
The emptiness felt when real experience is replaced by virtual experience.
Another day of phone and computer, without human touch or eye contact, and she felt an aching virtual vacuum.
1.The shittiest vacuum cleaner of them all.
2. A pretty shitty vacuum cleaner.
Jobe: " Dude you have a shitty Vacuum cleaner."
Old Gregg: "Yep, it sure is a Vacuum Shitter."
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The act of streaching out your mouth to quikly inhale cookies (chocolate chip) and is streached atleast 6 inches longer than your normal mouth length. This technic is often used by fat people who want to eat a whole plat of cookies in under 5 seconds depending on the size of the jar, plat, bowl, etc. containing the cookies.
Did you see that guy vacuum mouth that entire plat of chocolate chip cookies?
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Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.
When having sex some people anai vacuum. But they think it tastes good.
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one who is an expert at sucking dick
That girl sucked my dick like a vacuum hose! SHE'S A DICK VACUUM!
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