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Girls are so spoiled over here, full of bitches (the hot ones) sorry uglies dont apply, and uhhh they are so full of themselves.... spoiled spoiled spoiled,
only "Good girls" are freakin nerds who cant get penis and are not sexy.
"damn dude look at that girl...."
"oh damn she a hotty lemme go say hi at this monta vista high school"
"uhhh wasup girl?"
*girl walks away like a bitch*
"uhh.....wtf?! i just got owned man"
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Best Microsoft Operating System ever. It works, it doesn't crash. And doesn't force you to outdated like OS X. Windows Vista, Operating System that was created by Microsoft. Takes the best bits of XP, and makes it better.
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The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.
Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."
Bob: "Why?"
Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."
Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."
Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"
Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"
Jon: "Whats that?"
Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."
Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."
Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
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The Best operating system ever. Surparses XP and MAC by far.
Person 1: Have you tried windows vista?
Person 2: Yeah it totally rocks.
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Isla Vista is artless province rotting from within the virgin innards of Santa Barbara County. It is a college town and everybody does keg stands until their eyes poop out of their faces, at which point they use these were-eyes to play beer pong, at which point the game is called Blind-Pong, and there is music playing that sounds like this:
You kaint see me tho
Thowin balls atcha cup
thowin balls atcha bitch
(bridge refrain verse)
On Tuesday nights Isla Vistans ritually sit in VERY small groups and do the reading of words, either from the books, the internet or the news paper. Snorting lines of cocaine off of the knowledge they outcry (frats, sororities, cooperatives - everybody, factually noting):
"Poop."
At the center of Isla Vista there is a great tower, which can only be reached by spelunking through a great cave which takes the adventurer through lifetimes of irony and cognitive dissonance (and nightmares induced by intense loneliness - it literally takes lifetimes to get through the cave) and when the young adventurer gets to the tower, she jumps from its great height and lands in the arms of angels below on The Of Del The Playa (The BEach, in Spainish), the sands they are cold and warm with intent; the waters are the healers of tomorrow and the white bitches
Well, the white bitches go to heaven
Ninjas call it That Gnarly Obstacle Course ( / Tree of Knowledge).
the gun was loaded in isla vista;
the evil was loaded in isla vista;
the penis makes new light;
the plague of men as once it was
shoots and purifies the puke
of the poo eatings;
Go Forth and Kill
--Goddess of Isla Vista
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The shitastic OS brought to you by Microsoft. It precedes Windows 7, but was after XP. It was forced down the throats of everyone who bought a new PC before Windows 7 became available.
Person 1: Hey I bought a new laptop!
Person 2: You should have bought one before Windows Vista became available.
Person 1: Why? :(
Person 2: Cause now you got the crappy Vista instead of XP!
Person 1: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!
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City in the southern part of San Diego. All the pendejos in the area want to rep SD, but they are not from San Diego, so stop reppin' San Diego. The westside is full of non-creative, lazy-arrogant idiots who do nothing but lower property taxes and prefer to act like locusts instead of having goals in life & being civilized. No one there has an real street cred. They are all wannabees who make dickies & Air Force Ones annoying. The Eastside is nicer, but full of "fresas", "cremillas", & "sociales" who think wearing Abercrombie & Bitch, Hollister, & Polo make them better than everyone else while they party in TJ with their fake ass IDs at Tangaloo or Monte Picacho. Eastlake is full of minstrels who can't even where clothes that fit them.
Chula Vista is not part of the city of San Diego & we should all be so thankful.
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