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A typical way in Panama to wake a person up with oral sex
You wanna get wale up tomorrow?
Waleli is the cutest girl in the cosmos, she’s stunning and gorgeous. If you have the chance to date her, treat her like royalty, like a princess some would say. She’s phenomenal and perfect in every way. A way about her that lights up a room and brightens up everyone’s day. She’s a absolute hoot when you get her talking and quite easy to fluster too <3
Waleli is the light of my life, she’s so pretty it makes me want to die
A welshman's penis.
I'm going to go down to her docks and show her the highlights of south wales.
My waleed is a nice guy with pretty eyes,he loves football he's favourite players are kdb and aguero , he plays football and i enjoy it when he talk to me about every goal he scores, he's a nerd and very good at math he's literally the whole package, he's the first boy i ever talked to ,called,watched movies with,and the first one i ever loved i'm always not sure what i want but in the waleed situation i knew i only wanted him, life feels like a dream or some fairytale story he's the reason i wake up every morning and when i go to bed i dream of him and I actually love it because i love him so much i started writing poetry about him i love everything about him i love his laugh when we call it feels safe,i like it when we call each other babe ,i love how fictional this man is,and i love him so much that i can't even believe we love each other ,7 months ago I didn't even believe in love and know I'm madly unconditionally in love with him, every song is about him and i love it we watched my favourite movies together and know i love these movies more we talk about our future life and i love it ,we finish each other's sentences and i love it i love it when he randomly says i love you or when he reads my mind or makes my life feels like a pretty love song, i love him so much and i know i will never know how to express it , to my waleed i love you so much babe.
you're the king of my heart
A young boy, usually overweight and in most cases extremely gay
Wow, look at that guy over there he's definitely a Hamish Wales.
Now a STEVE WALES is a rarther large creature who really packs a punch. He can be found lurking in the woodies in the dale. He runs off stella and his following of the ukip party. He has a union jack outside his house and a large hound named borris.
Oh shit is that Steve Wales, quick hide taj