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Former FBI special agent on Fox's hit show 24. The female version of Jack Bauer. Knows what it takes to get the job done.
"Holy shit, did you watch 24 last night? Renee Walker sawed off that guy's thumb!"
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Walker's Law is an adage formulated by strat81 that states, "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Texas, and why it is better, approaches 1."
The term originated at AR15.com and is named after "Walker, Texas Ranger."
Joe - "This restaurant in town makes great pulled pork."
Mike - "Yeah, but it's not as good as Sam's Pork Shack down here in Texas!"
Joe - "Walker's law applies."
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An alcoholic beverage in tribute to the great Paul Walker consisting of a car bomb followed by a fireball shot. Each round of the drink is equivalent to a movie in the Fast and the Furious series, with the goal being to complete the entire 7 part series in one night. The third round - Tokyo Drift - is completed with a sake bomb instead of a car bomb (or whatever Asian ingredient you can find).
LeNathan: "Man you guys, I'm still so bummed about Paul Walker. Not only was he the greatest actor on the planet, he was such a sweet bro too."
Willoughby: "That's true. Hey, I know what'll cheer you up, a 2nd round of Paul Walkers on me! 2 Fast 2 Furious coming up!"
LeNathan: "Nuh uh! Wow, I feel better already! RIP Paul Walker!!"
Willoughby: "That's the spirit! Let's get wasted and have unprotected sex! Then go drag racing!!"
(Everyone cheers, girls remove their tops)
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1. Noun: Governer of Wisconsin. Notorious for his anti-union, anti-planned parenthood, anti-education Budget Repair Bill, he is the epitome of douch-ness. He doesn't even have a college degree, as he was asked to leave Marquette for cheating (with a 2.3 GPA, mind you), yet he is a freaking governor.
2. Verb: To "Scott Walker" something, or screw it over, as in how Walker plans to screw public unions; or
to be "Scott Walker-ed", which is to get punk'd by a journalist pretending to be one of your tea-partier friends that supports big, unregulated business and funneled thousands of dollars into your campaign, when actually the journalist exposes you for the dirt bag sleezeball you are.
1. God, I HATE Scott Walker. He's setting us 50 years back in history as he's trying to destroy public unions!
2. Dude, I totally Scott Walker-ed you in COD last night!
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n. Person who is willing to walk when it is needed but isn't possessed of a bizarre desire to walk industriously for fitness or weight control.
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Want to do a couple of "Ks" before breakfast?
Ahhh. No thanks. I'll just catch a couple more"Zs". I'm more of a social walker.
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The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.
Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.
Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.
Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.
Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.
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When you stick your entire foot up a donkeys anal cavity
I went to the zoo yesterday and gave that donkey The Walker B