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Literally the shittiest school in ohio, everyone there is borderline retarded. They aren't divorce they just shift the test scores depending on your ethnicity. Half the kids are drugs addicts and come into class on bars and it isnt uncommon to walk in the bathroom on someone snorting coke off the dryers using their student is. Half the girls are named Skylar, have died hair, and will cheat on you and blame you for it.
Me: Yo did you hear about that kid who overdosed the other day at Walnut Hills Highschool?
Them: dude its walnut what did you expect from the top school in ohio?
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Any heterosexual sex position done with your female partner's panties left on and you reach behind the bottom part of her panties for your balls and penis. Your hard penis goes inside her (analy or vaginaly) and you bring your walnuts down the opposite side of her panties that they came in from.
Harvey, it was awesome, I remembered to do her Walnut Strangler Style and it felt like her hot girlfriend was there sucking my nuts each time I pulled out!
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country ass Mississippi school full of fat self-righteous Pentecostal bitches. probably the biggest redneck shit hole in the United States of fuckin America. everybody does burnouts in the parking lot and thinks their no title squatted shitty no muffler ‘99 chevy on 24x12 shitflakes looks good.
Man, fuck Walnut High School, I’m tired of everybody wearing skirts and running me off the goddamn road in their shitboxes.
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The delicate art of thrusting your penis in a girl's ass while your nuts are inside her vagina.
My friend Mike Banana Walnut Loafed his bitch last night.
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Those Rough Pimp Homeys who chill it out in a little place I like to call Dub Cee. They can be identified by the way they seem to be 50 times cooler than anyone else. Classic Signs of being from WC include 1. attracting alot of the hot bitches
2. Knowing whats sick and whats not.
3. Showing signs of fonzie.
4. Overall sickness.
5. Being 50 times cooler than you (Unless from WC)
Friend One: "Ohh snap yo, I think that chill pimp over there is from Dub Cee. What you think?"
Friend Two: "Hellz ya bitch, look at the way that fly homey is walking, he seems to be attracting all the ladies. I wish we were that cool"
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A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.