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wank

1. (verb) To play excessively uninteresting and self-indulgent guitar solos, usually live on stage, and usually to the collective eye-roll of all in attendance except those who actually fall for wankery.

2. (noun) The offending guitarist.

Music Lover 1: oh man this guitarist sucks! he's just wanking up there. don't the other guys in the band care that he totally fucking sucks?
Music Lover 2: no idea, man, i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.

by Viktor II August 22, 2007

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wank

the wank is a shortened term for the Westbank, located on the western bank of New Orleans, Louisiana

Since i am from the wank, i am a wanksta.

by BG July 22, 2003

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wank

the hardcore meaning of the word "whack"

hey drain - o you and chipmonk look like poopoo you guys are wank!

by hippylito December 27, 2006

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wanked

whens you have been fugged over or a bad time is being had by you

I have a been wanked

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

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wank

A sound like that of a duck, someones squeaky pants or the sound of someone becoming aroused

The hallway was silent until I heard a wank.

by LMN December 16, 2003

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Wank

Adjective for disappointing and underwhelming. A bad experience that falls short of expectations. Usually followed with a sense of yearning for something more.

In relation to a single "wank" as in "wanking off" or a hand job. A singular wank that leaves the subject with a sense of yearning for a full experience, but alas it was only a singular wank.

"Hey what did you think of that movie last night?"
"Fuck, man that shit was wank! Shoulda stayed home instead"

by Thanatos89 February 20, 2014

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wank chigida wank

The sound that is made when Jim from The Heat Creeps plays guitar. Also the sound that is made when Mel Tillis is trying to call you a wanker.

Damn it Clee, it doesn't go like that it goes Wank Chigida Wank!

Mel says, Clee your a wank chigida wank wank chigida, oh forget it!

by Robb Graves October 22, 2004

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