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to accidentally smush a pack of cigarettes, and then proceed to smoke one of the mangled cigarettes
(John Wayne often had a bent cigarette in his mouth in the movies)
(pulls one out of the pack) "Man, i really john wayne 'd that one, eh, what the hell" (lights it up)
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Based on the famous you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't make
When you go up to an extremely beautiful women out of your league and blatantly ask for sex.
ex 1:
Jim: Hey man did you hear Matt Wayne Gretzkyed that chick and it worked
Bill: No way
ex 2:
Matt : Yo Biatch give me that pussy
Laura: Okay
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easy...he's the dark knigh...aka batman!
Whoops, I just spoiled who Bruce Wayne really is!
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The complete ruiner of hip hop. He brings shame to the name of tupac and Biggie and otha legends. He is a greasy nigger with ugly dreads. He sucks justins cock and is a complete fag. He claims to smoke, but never has. He makes horrible sounds in his raps that sound like a constapated goat trying to shit. He is a cocksucker. All he talks about is how much money and cars and how long his dick is more den everyone else. He ends every line withe motherfucker and has a stupid greasy cackle to fuck it up even more. So basicly, he killed hip hop.
(Lil Wayne freestyling)
Wayne: uh uh yo, yo yoyo uh im a star my dick so long it couldnt fit in da car uh uh it blasted out my pants and hit uh, uh mars
Everyone: BOOOOO
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
Lil Wayne: Uh my car is shinier than yours motherfuker ur mama uh likes me motherfuker
(Audience grabs him and kicks his ass and throws him out the window)
Lil Wayne (crying): Mommmmmmyyy!!!
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the act of choking a bitch to the point of unconciousness while having intercourse
my girlfriend wanted it rough, so I gave her a Wayne Brady. Damn i choked that bitch!
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One of the reasons hip hop is dead, as said by the great Nas. He is the worst piece of shit i have ever heard "rap" in my life ! Claims to be the best rapper of alive, but more like the worst. Call me a fucking hater, but only those lil wayne dick riders that have never heard anything better are brainwashed and believe anything he tells them.
This nigga has no flow, he repeats the same shit over and over. All he does is rhyme, and that does not make a good rapper. He is a faggot who loves to get it in the ass from his big gay daddy birdman. Also hes a wanna be original gangsta that swears hes a blood and shot himself like an idiot when he was like 5. What a good role model (sarcasm) All you lil niggas need to listen to the real rappers like Nas, Immortal Technique, Ice Cube Jay Z, Biggie, 2pac, Cormega, Az, Styles P and the Luniz.
He is GARBAGE that only raps about pussy, money, weed, literally. but that what these dumbasses like i guess. i feel stupid by just listening to him. go enlighten your self with real rappers that rap about real life. you know cant relate to having a milli, popping bottles, or fucking every girl in the world. but you do feel pain and the harshness of life. please hop off lil waynes dick and listen to some real artists. YEA IM A FUCKING HATER...AND ?
An example of Lil Wayne's rhyming garbage where he literally repeats the same thing 8 times, just in different words, from the song We Be Steady Mobbin ?
Man fuck these niggas
Ima spare everything but these niggas
I flip the gun and gun fuck these niggas
Take the knife off the AK and cut these niggas
Yeah and fuck these bitches
I swear I care bout everything but these bitches
I don't care I "so what" these bitches
And I put young mula baby way above these bitches
* Nigga rhymed 4 times in a row, and Bitch also did, garbaggeee !!!!!*
Here's a line from the great Immortal Technique that inspired me, from the song Caught in a Hustle :)
So if I should ever fall and get caught in a hustle
Let them know that I died while I fought in a struggle
From the hoodrats to rich kids lost in a bubble
Spray paint it on the streets and in the subway tunnels
Write it down and remember, that we never gave in
The Mind of a Child is where the Revolution Begins
So if the solution has never been to look in yourself,
How is it that you expect to find it anywhere else?
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Wayne Hills is a HUD apartment neighborhood in Portsmouth(AKA P-town), Ohio. Considered by everyone else to be full of drugies, bums, drug dealer, criminals, alcoholic, gangs, hookers, and prositutes. And its true to a point. I know cause I've lived there since I was born. Called 'the Hills' for short and is the sister apartment neighberhood of Farley Square AKA 'the Ville'. Step above living in the Bricks, which is a bunch of rundown brownstone apartments and a step below living in the East End, which is the east end of P-town. The only reason said above people live in the Hills is because they either can't find or get a job, or lost their job and had make ends meet somehow. Most people in the Hills think that they'll never get outta the Hills so they start drinking, doing drugs, etc.
example- I put with this kinda bullshit from kindergarden through 12 grade
*random person*: where do you live?
*me*:Wayne Hills.
*random person*:get away from me, you prositute/bum/drugie/etc. I bet you live/eat/etc. from a dumpster.I'm way better than you cause my family actually live in a house.*
*me*:*beats the shit out above person*Idiot. I'd love to see you try to live in the Hills and to have seen the things I've seen. You'd run home crying to your mom.
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