One of 318 Ratchet City's most trashy fuck boys, kaleb really puts the STD in STUD. If you enjoy stank dick, he's the one to call.
Hey you hear about Kaleb Wesley Weaver contracting herpes? He's nasty.
the prettiest and most beautiful girl in the world. i am blessed to be dating her. when she walks into a room the whole room lights up from her beautiful blue eyes, and even tho shes a thot shes the best girl ever.
wow she is such a kendall weaver
When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it
I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver
To completely screw up a situation through your presence
Jason weavered up the robot during the exercise
When you shove a rock in a females butt while doing it doggy style
My date was being too quite so I slipped her the weaver
Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*