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WEED

STuff you mainly smoke, but can be used in different ways. the only recdorded death as a consequence form weed, was when a 7 tone crate of it, fell on someone in a docking yard. lmao.

i just snoked some weed.

by Steve white July 11, 2005

144๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed

A plant that could bring about world peace.
In the northeast, the best places to get weed are from New York or from Vermont. California nug is legendary. If you are from Fairfield County, you are probably a weed connesieur.
When you're high, you never stop smiling.
Why it's illegal is completely beyond me.

also see:
ganja
trees
haze
dank headies

avoid beasters or schwag

So what if I'm smokin' weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It's not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It's a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that.
-Snoop Dogg

by mlife March 3, 2006

112๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


weeded

being under the influence of cannabis.

after smoking a blunt with his boys, donald was feelin kinda weeded.

by sizam August 3, 2003

93๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed

fine tasting drug smoked as a blunt.

Dude pass the f***in' Blunt!

by Ste March 1, 2005

136๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed

Weed is one of the many names used to identify marijuana, or Cannabis. There are 3 putative species of Cannabis: Cannabis sativa, Cannabis indica, and Cannabis ruderalis. Weed is a psychoactive drug that produces immense feelings of relaxation, hunger, pleasure, stress reduction, creative or philosophical thinking, and increased sensuality. It also increases one's appreciation for humor, music, art, joviality, and can also cause metacognition, introspection, and enhanced recollection. It is a recreational substance that is used primarily in the dried herbal form.

There are many different ways that one can consume weed, the majority of which involve smoke inhalation. It can be smoked using pipes, bongs, chillums, one-hitters, or vaporizers. It is also commonly smoked in a cigar or cigarette form known as a "blunt" or "joint", respectively. Oral consumption is another method and, in some cases, has a greater effect than the previously mentioned methods.

For all you fucking pussies who have never smoked weed, you're missing out. It's impossible to overdose, and more importantly, IT IS NOT A DRUG. Drugs are things like crack, cocaine, meth, xanax, oxycotton, heroin, etc. Weed is a PLANT that comes from the EARTH. It is 100% NATURAL. It is a GIFT FROM GOD that exists for a REASON. It is the cure for all of one's problems and can bring peace and harmony when used properly.

Jim: Hey Bill, you wanna hit this blunt? This is some dank ass weed!
Bill: Naw man, I don't do drugs.
Jim: This ain't no fucking drug dude it's a god damn plant. You gonna grow a pair and hit this or what?
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Chris: Hey bro what you up to?
Mike: Not much man, trying to get high.
Chris: Hell yea I got some of this bomb ass dro. One-hitter-quitter shit, you down to get lifted?
Mike: Come on over, I bought a new 5' bong let's get fucked up son!!

by H1GH FLY3R November 16, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed

best thing ever here are many types :
White Widow
Big Bud

Bubblegum
Hollands Hope
Ice
Northern Lights
Purple Power
PPP
Early Girl
Early Misty
HawaiiMauwieWauwie
Fourway
Haze
Hawaii Skunk
Hindu Kush
Ice 2003
Indoor MIx
Island Lady
Jack Herrer
Jock Horror
K2
Khola
Mango
Maroc x Afghan
Mazar
Misty
Mixed Sativa
Natural Mystic
Orange Bud
Papaya
Snow White
Super Girl
Super Skunk
Swazi
Turtle Power
Venus
White Rhino

do you got some weed jew

naw man but i got you tomorrow

by sexytirckluvmebytch July 7, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed

a gift from god, smoke it at 4:20, you will laugh a lot when your using it, you eat a fuck load, heaven

bob marley is the weed king son

by peps3 April 17, 2006

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