scopey whale

Someone who has eaten so much they can no longer move.

Bernie just ate an entire bag of pick and mix. What a scopey whale.

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whales vagina

The German definition for the city name
"San Diego"
Originally coined in the movie
"Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy"

Founded in 1904 the german settlers named it "San Diego"
which, of course, in German means....A Whales Vagina.

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Whale Chair

A motorized wheel chair that is used by the morbidly obese who are too lazy to walk.

-Wow dude, look at that guy over there in that whale chair!
-yea, he should totally be walking instead of letting that machine do all the work...

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Angry Whale

When a man ejaculates into the anus and the recipient farts afterwards spewing seman into the air like a whales blowhole.

I came in my girls ass and she gave me the angry whale!!

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Whale Tank

A rather large female, characterized by grunting noises and awkward bodily stature. Somewhat of a cross between a whale and a tank.

Ranked on a scale from 1-6, 1 being noob, 6 being rosie o' donnell

Wow! There goes a level four whale tank...

Man, that level 6 whale tank is definitely size 14+.

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whale hunting

Whale hunting, A group of friends goes out with the sole purpose to pick up the most overweight girls possible and have sex with them, The person who brings home the biggest catch wins!

Me and my friends went whale hunting and I won.. She must have been around a thousand pounds

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whale watching

The urban sport of searching for whale tails (thongs that have peeked out above the waistband of a woman's skirt or pants.

"Let's head down to Post Office Square for some whale watching"

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