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in response to someone of attractiveness you will never reach. often used dramatically or to hype up friends
you look so good today! when will i ever?
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Pain. It's pure pain to us uninfected people. It's almost as bad as Despacito or the rare Despacito Spider. The disease was originated from the game "Among Us" by Innersloth. Symptoms of the disease are as the following: Looking at something that looks like and Among Us character and saying "Sus", saying "SUSSY BAKA UwU", and making Among Us p0rn. Please stay at least 20 feet from the infected. Stay safe everyone.
You: Throw your chip bag away dude.
Friend: But it looks sus Lol.
You: Dude just throw your chip bag away.
Friend: *Throws chip bag away.* Hey, that trash can looks sus lol. When the impostor is sus.
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.
Hey Nate! Remember that time when...
Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.
Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.
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A not so subtle reference to Attorney General William Barr flying all over the world to investigate “Deep State” politics and international connections to it.
Of course it is entirely improbable that Attorney Generals travel all over the world to look into screwball conspiracy theories, but AG Barr has made the improbable come true, so we can now say “when pigs fly” and really mean it!
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A very unique term given to a couple or pair of partners that come into an ER with the problem of the male or dominate male penis is either stuck because a sphincter or muscle not releasing the males penisfrom an analor vaginal orifice.
No joke this happened.
I'm in the ER and two guys walk in doing a conga line motion. one holding the other and sweating profusely , in one look I could tell the guy behind the other was in major pain, so I move him and his partner to a private room and ask what was wrong. One begins to tell me they met at a trans and gaybar and one thing led to another well they had begun to have intercourseand after a long couple of hours the receiving partner orgasmsand the muscles in his anus clenched the giving partnerspenis,and would not release it. So after a moment of muscle relaxing injections into the partners rectalarea the second partner begins to sigh in relief as to his pain level lowering. After a few long moments the giving partners penis pops out and he says with a straight face says. That's what I call being stucked when fucked.
After they left I laughed for a couple of minutes to how crazy that was. The same thing happened a month later with same guy giving and his wife. So wow.
To celebrate when i asked about a certain topic, subject or fact
National When Day: 10th November
Joe: Did you know that today is my grandma’s anniversary
Kyle: You know what day it is today?
Joe: My grandma’s anniversary...?
Kyle: No its National When Day
Kyle: When did i ask?
Joe: oh
A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.
Luke: When you're on a horse
*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"