Rural Dictionary

Wiener Wackin'

1. The act of explaining something(Any noun) simple in an overexaggerated manner or in a way that no one would care about even though the one speaking may think so.

2. Showboating it in the same way.
3. When someone makes an amateur mistake while partaking in any action and causing a mass inconvenience for those around the person.
~Commonly used in conjuction with the phrase, "Herpin his/her/their derp..."

Example for 1:
Guy 1: "Wow! Check out these awesome purple shoes! They shine! They better too since they were $120 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Whats Guy 1 freaking out about?"
Guy 3: "Ugh he's just wackin' his wiener about his shoes. Whatever...(Guy 3 puts on a uncaring and sarcastic face)"

Example for 2:

See example for 1. Same rules apply.

Example for 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is he doing? The enemies altar is over there! He's fuckin' wiener wackin' and breaking the flow of the game! What's his damn problem?!?!?!?"

by Domo <3 January 29, 2011

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wiener fight

A wiener fight is just a fight until death using nothing but a hot dog, or your own erect pork sword.

Usually wiener fight occurs when when someone sharts on someone, the only way to settle it is with a wiener fight.

Back in the 1800s wiener fighting was very popular in the Kingdom ruled by a queen named Laqueefa.

Saphfire just sharted on me! This calls for a WIENER FIGHT!

"Dude last night's wiener fight was intense"

by Queefie August 15, 2009

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wiener trap

A sweet, wonderful, tight pretty pussy, twat, cunt muff, hairy clam, snatch, box, or vagina

I have to tell ya.... I used to think that she had a snappin pussy but now I know that it's a sweet little wiener trap..!

by Bigfinger1 April 2, 2008

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touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.

"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."

by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013

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