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Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.
John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!
It seems perfect when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.
This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!
An excruciatingly horrendous wifi signal generally found in a cheap 2 star motel. Similar to McDonald's Wifi in terms of poor connection, though it could be better if the Indian guy managing the place would get off his ass to pay for better internet instead of wallowing in people's hard earned money.
Friend: Damn dude, your internet is total ass.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.
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The mispronounced saying of Hong Kong kung fu movies 唯快不破 (Wai Faai Bat Po) "Only Speed Is Unbreakable" which end up sounding like "The Wifi Is Unbreakable"
As Mike Tyson said in Ip Man 3: "Your wing chun is fast... Wifi不破."
(It sounded more like "Wifi Bat Paw")
The correct way to pronounce it is "waey fai bat po"
Either your name is sam or you actually use mcdonalds wifi.
6tehfipj: Sam, my dear friend, why are you a That mcdonalds WIFI user.
That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.
"You know Lincoln Park's School Wifi?"
"You mean a literal shit-bag?"