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rusty smith

A single rusty iron anal bead that has rusted over multiple uses.
Or
An anal bead that is left inside your asshole so long that it rusted from being in there.

I'm sorry Sir but I don't have a Rusty Smith in my system.

by SammyThe??? December 23, 2017


Lamar Smith

Another term for "faggot" or "piece of shit."

"Dude, that wasn't funny at all. You're such a Lamar Smith."

by dreamthrow January 24, 2012

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Stan Smith

A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2018

26๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


JR Smith

"Jr Smith" - noun, verb . A situation where a person makes a mistake and the team or group of people the person is a part of exceedingly overreacts to that person's mistake when they've made similar contextual mistakes themselves several times and/or contributed secondarily to the outcome of this specific mistake.

Copyright 2018, Bridgette Presley

Example: "Man, don't JR Smith him like that." "Why are you trying to pull a JR Smith on me like that??"

by Bridgepi3141259 June 14, 2018

42๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lamar Smith

A messy, unflushable bowel movement that has been left in the toilet even though a plunger was readily available.

OK, which one of you left a Lamar Smith in the upstairs bathroom? I'm not cleaning that up.

by fightsopa January 10, 2012

103๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roger Smith

An alien drunkard from American Dad. He is basically apart of "The Smith Family" now.

No one else can drink as much as Roger Smith

by Petergriffin#awesome December 11, 2017


Douglas Smith

Douglas Smith is a Canadian - American actor who happens to be tall , gorgeous , extremely talented and can win the hearts of many girls at the same time. He has been in many movies and is in two bands called His Orchestra and Alaskan Summer. He has captivating bright blue eyes, curly brown hair, a beautiful singing voice that is as smooth as silk, a body of a god, and is pretty artistic. He is pretty tall, and also has an amazing smile that can brighten up a room in an instant. You can often see the man in him even though he has a baby face. He hates paparazi yet enjoys signing autographs.

I wish I could meet Douglas Smith.

uhh, you know he already has a girlfriend named Ashton Lunceford.

Darn :/

by girlnextdoorrr August 7, 2011

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