windows

A graphical user interface using the mouse as well as keyboard for common user tasks.

X-Windows, which is compatible with Macintosh, BSD, Linux, Solaris, and other Operating Systems.
Also, Microsoft Windows, which is not compatable with anything, not even other versions of itself.

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windows

The prototype for the Doomsday operating system called Microsoft Skynet(tm), which became self-aware six weeks after it was released.

The movie Terminator is just a warning to all those who use Windows as their operating system.

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windows

a great operating system.
for gaming.
...that's it.

in all seriousness, windows is a perfect OS for people like you.

dude: did you hear, man?! they released the new xbox!!!
dude2: really? what's it called? what kinda processor? details!!
dude: Xbox XP with a 3.2 GHz Intel Pentium 4!!1!!1! lol pwned!!
dude2: that sounds a lot like a standard gaming PC with windows
dude: no man, it's so much better! omgwtfbbq!!!111!

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windows

Dogs crawl under fences programs crawl under windows.

Hold on im still rendering that naked woman on my windows box.

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windows

A word not to be SAID inside an asylum. A huge source of frustration in history.

"Windows"
"AGHAAHSGJQWVHK!VJE!VEJ!GEH!K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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windows

Refering to a woman's chest.

"Damn, girl's got some windows"

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windower

A house with a lot of windows

That house is a lot more windower than others i've seen

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