Windows

1.Linux' Bitch...Just kidding..he.he..he..You kidding me? Haven't you heard of the Blue Screen Of Death...maybe not. THE BEST OPERATING SYSTEM EVER...NOT...YES..NOT...YES>NOT...so YES
2. When fucking an exceptionally hot girl/guy, to shove your pole suddenly into them and taking it out fast, see the result hymen

1- "Winux/Lindows, best operating system over."
2- "I m gonna do a Windows on you, Bitch"

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Windows

We all use Windows, some Windows 2000 and some Windows XP.

When we use Windows XP it's always Windows XP Professional.

WINDOWS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER heARD!

I've got some funny Windows versions, eg Windows Memphis, Windows Whistler.

About Windows and funny Windows versions

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windower

A house with a lot of windows

That house is a lot more windower than others i've seen

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Windows

Can refer to:
- A buggy piece of software Microsoft market as an operating system.

- what you use to defenestrate someone

My friend installed windows on his pc and got a bsod

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windows

Just another pane in the glass.

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Windows

Operating System that Most People who Post on websites like this insult, claiming it crashes every 10 secs, however I have used EVERY Windows O/S Since 3.1 (Ex. ME) and NONE have shown a BSoD more than once a Season. People also say it reboots often, I kept XP running for ages, until the damn Windows Update nagging you to reboot drives you insane. Never had to reboot Windows 2003 Server.

Btw, Linux is Good Too, But I have not found It to be More stable than Windows, perhaps becuase i look around and find out about what i am trying to do, before doing it and hoping it doesn't ruin my PC.

Person: Hmm... I wonder what happens if i delete shell32.dll?
... Damn its Locked
*Uses Unlocker to Unlock It*
..
*BSoD Appears*
Person: Windows Crashes All The Time, For No Reason!

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windows

A rarely used slang for methamphetamines, based on the term "glass."

"Hey, I'm coming over to pick up that windows disk."

"Bring forty bucks."

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