wine-belly

A delicate fold of flab protuding from under a top, hanging gently over the waistband of jeans like some kind of skin souffle; female counterpart to the beer belly, often seen on mid to late twentysomething singles who are losing both their looks, their self-respect and - gradually - the will to live...

Bridget: "Jesus I really need to shed this wine-belly if I ever want to get laid again"
Magda: "Try not downing two bottles of whatever the co-op have on special of a weekday evening..."
Bridget: "Bitch..." (muffled sobbing)

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Wine guy

Wine Guy ~ A horny, middle aged, divorced, wine importing, BMW drivin, botox shootin, poser who played the clarinet as an adolescent. He is adept at the use of wine adjectives such as robust, soft, with abundant red fruit and lashings of rose pepper enveloped by with a chocolatey oak aroma that adds a creaminess to the lifted finish. You know standard B S that most women go Ga Ga over. He is such a poser and just wants to get in my girl friends pants.

Wine guy ~ Julie meet me at the Tasting Room so I can impress you with my extensive knowledge of wine. Later we can go back to my place where I will show you my art collection.

Julie ~ Ok wine guy. You are so wonderful.

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church wine

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that's all you're getting. This comes from the eucharist part of a Catholic mass in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.

"Can I have a sip of your beer man?"

"Ugh, alright, but church wine that shit because I don't have much left."

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Trophy Wine

1. Denotes the most precious bottle of wine in a household, may hold some sentimental value.
2. A bottle of wine that an old man treasures, may act as a replacement for a wife (Trophy Wife).
3. A song by the band Shed

Man: "Get off that, it's my wine!'

Woman: "Oh I'm so sorry, it must be your trophy wine!"

Man: "Damn straight."

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wine flu

Illness caused by consuming too much wine or other alchoholic beverages

I saw Michael at the bar last night and he was way overserved. Called in sick today, probably has wine flu.

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potato wine

A term used in reference to vodka, due to the fact that it is made from distilled potatos.

You're not supposed to let potato wine touch your tongue.

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Wine-o

One who enjoys a glass, bottle or vineyard of wine way more than most...

“Deborah intended to drink one glass of wine however, woke up on a wine soiled sofa and no memory of how it happened! Deborah is a right wine-o...”

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