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The Mid-Atlantic snowpocalypse of February 2010.
Day five of the Mid-Atlantic snowmaggedeon had become a living winter wonderhell for Gertrude.
The act of annoying your friend to the point of suicide.
We winter jammed Tanya all day today!
Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.
A person who dresses goth, but only in cool weather.
Person one: Hey, why's she dressed all preppy? I thought she was a goth.
Person two: Nah, she's just a winter goth.
As a message board discussion over software - particularly sports simulations - grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Maximum Football or Daivd Winter approaches 1
Person One: "I bought this new game last night and it really stinks"
Person Two: "What's wrong with it?"
Person One: "It's full of bugs! It should have never been released!"
Person Three: "Sounds like Maximum Football"
Person Two: "Aha! Winter's Law!"
a layer of fat gained on the stomach, legs, or arms from sitting around all winter doing nothing.
Person 1: Hey, let's go to the gym!
Person 2: Yeah, good idea, i gotta lose this winter chub for swimsuit season!
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decaying winter is a game on roblox played by only chads
person: wanna hop on decaying winter?
met: sure
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