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Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.

As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.

by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023


Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 5, 2020


dick wiper

When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.

Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?

by Lerrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2015


Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution

Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real

by FlippinNuts9000 October 10, 2023


LR 90 wipers

This is the action in which you are riding a motorcycle in the rain and need to eliminate the water on your visor. You simply turn your head to the (L)eft for a few seconds and then turn your head to the (R)ight for a few seconds while going 90 mph.

I was riding on my R1 to Indian Lake (logan county Ohio) when it started raining. I had to turn on my LR 90 wipers to even see the road.

by honkeydonkey May 23, 2013


Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018


No wiper

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check

Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time

by fertzoneletsgo May 16, 2021