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Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.
No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."
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The epitome of sageness. Embodying the ultimate combination of experience and wisdom.
You know so much! You're like...a wise old black owl.
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to annoy another via wise ass comments wise ass
My client was really wise assing me off tonight.
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A female was once blessed to have visited an elderly sage in the northern provinces of India. He was incredibly kind to share valuable knowledge regarding various issues pertaining to life, the world, the universe and his personal experience as a practicing mystic. Throughout the time they spent in the ashram, he sat in lotus position without moving a single muscle, apart from his lips while discoursing. His eyes remained closed for the entire duration spent in Gracious company. As she stood up to leave the prayer room, which was situated near a sacred altar, he opened his eyes and requested she remain seated cross legged on the ground. He carefully uncrossed his legs and slowly arose. From the sacred altar, he picked up three stones. He then resumed the lotus yogic position, closed his eyes once again and dropped the three stones in her hand. She peered down at them and visible on each was an inscription in Hindi. Unfortunately, Hindi was not a language which the female could read so she humbly asked the sage what was written on the three stones. He replied in Hindi "my child... you asked me before, how do i survive in this world. These stones are the answer." He must have sense the female's confusion because he smiled and continued to speak. "The three stones have three sacred words written on them; Peace, Love & Believe". Till this day, the female has kept those three wise stone and use them as a source of strength, love, peace, hope and belief.
Thank you dear, Sage.
Peace, love & believe - the 3 wise stones.
peace: a state of tranquillity or serenity
love: a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another
believe: to have confidence or faith in the truth
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When someone believes you originated from Texas or other southern state when you lived in Washington for a while and are English.
Howdy! Didn't you come from the south of the US?
No, I lived in Washington for a while and I'm English! That's a bit of a Washington wayward wise up!
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Very very sleazy, cheezey bar in Sydney.
"Let's go to the 3 wise monkey's tonight."
"Ahhhhh helllllzzzzz no muh-fucka, let's go to GAS."
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Where someone compulsively saves money by buying super-cheap-priced foods like crackers and white bread, not caring/realizing that these salty/sugary/"empty-carbs" foods will make him gain unhealthy weight in a hurry. Ben Franklin was always sagely expounding about stuff like this, and just look at da deplorable "tubby" shape HE was in!
That balloon-bodied dude with clogged arteries in the ER never eats health-food stuff "'cuz it costs too much" --- talk about "penny-wise and pound-foolish" --- what good is being a penny-pincher and "fattening" your bank account if you're also gradually fattening YOURSELF in the process???
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