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the ruler of the world. she is strong, and beautiful, inside and out. she can do anything a man could do, maybe even better. respect her, and she will respect you. tell her what she wants to hear. tell her how you really feel. if you think she is pretty, tell her. i promise you'll make her whole week. don't be sexist, it was a woman who carried you for nine months and, with a lot of pain, gave birth to you. respect them, and treat them right. women are more powerful than they seem.
"see that person over there? yeah, they won the race."
"yeah. it must be a woman."
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The female of the human race, the one who gives birth to the offspring of humans. Usually seen as the fairer sex, the aesthetic sex, the nurturing/emotive sex.
She is equal in about every way to men, save for some physical differences. She is just as intelligent and capable as the male... but men often overwhelm, harass, and dominate the ladies.
The woman are as capable and as intelligent as the man, if not more so... men just have a difficult time understanding and accepting that.
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Many males believe women are for one thing: Something to make their penises hard. Other males may think women have a few more than this one commonly perceived use. Such as cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc.
But these people who believe these are the sole reasons women were put on the Earth should be shot in the face.
Guy 1: My penis gets hard whenever I look at a Woman.
Guy 2: Yeah, mine too.
Girl 1: Shame on you! Pervert!
Guy 2: Wtf why are you out of the kitchen?
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A man with large chests and a negative penis.
person: (-) x (-) = +, so (negative penis * negative penis) = Positive Penis
Negative Penis = woman, so (woman * woman) = man
There is 1 woman in a woman, so Woman = man
Literally everyone: this conversation is so high IQ its hurting my head
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Something that you don't have lol
I also don't have one, please if you're reading this and you're a straight/bisexual woman, I desperately need your help I beg of you
Steve:Hey guys, look at this loser! He doesn't have a woman!
Jim:SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE EITHER YOU CUCKHOLD!
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