Do you see me?

A phrase used to convince any one person that there is no question you are a complete psychopath, and will probably cause them harm if you play with a bad hand.

Receptionist: Did I do something wrong?

You: That depends, do you see me?

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you make me snez

an intense love for someone normally homosexual

You make me snez so hard

Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

Choke me like you hate me but you love me

The first line of corpses music video "e girls are ruining my life!'

Choke me like you hate me but you love me (meme)

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You made me ink

When you have a large orgasm that kind of looks like a stroke and the flood gates open.

Girl: Omg you made me ink that was incredible! Where’s the mop!?

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Are you whoring me?

An expression of extreme disagreement with an official at a sporting event, particualrly a football game, can be used in other situations of disagreement.

"Ref number(insert number here) was holding my guy, r u going to call it, no, ARE YOU WHORING ME?

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Do You Like Me?

A narcissistic MySpace application for self-absorbed attention whores.

I met this woman and while doing my research I found she had a “Do You Like Me?” application on her digital ghetto space (MySpace). Needless to say she did not meet the underwriting qualifications for the investment in a relationship.

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