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You can't have your cake and eat it too

An expression basically meaning that you can only have it so good, and you can't have it all.

An good example is if a situation is bittersweet.

Sara was sad that the guy whom had gotten very close to her in the past 3 years which she held a secret fondness for developed an interest in her best friend, Clare. In conversation with Clare, Sara explained the situation, to which Clare responded.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

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Are you ready to jingle your bells

Something someone says around Christmas time when they wanna get freaky basically. Don’t say it though please. Also I didn’t come up with it leave me alone.

person: are you ready to jingle your bells
person 2: heck yea

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You can lay your legs on me if you want to

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.

Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!

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you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

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