Big Zaddy Arki Papi is the hottest and tallest man on Earth. He loves touching women (with consent of course) and drinking chug jugs. If you don't see him then he is probably hiding in his favourite holes. The holes he likes to hide in are those of that special someone ;).
Arki loves Zoi
OMG It's Big Zaddy Arki Papi he's so tall!
Person 1: Where's Big Zaddy Arki Papi?
Person 2: He's probably hiding in that special someone's hole ;)