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Can only be performed by a couple where either partner has breasts. Ideologically, the male holds the female suspended by one breast and her pubic hair while the female gives a blow job. While holding the female, the male shakes his arms up and down, increasing sexual stimulation and imitating the recoil from a Gatling gun.
Brianca and i performed the Franco-New Zealand Gatling Gun while watching full metal jacket.
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a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.
did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?
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a handsome boy with a big heart ,he will always be by your side no matter what
oh look theres zealand labrant
hes such a sweetheart
ejaculate; cum; jizz
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.
The New Zealand Roulette refers to the unforeseen and potentially inconvenient situation arising from attempting to press down a spray bottle with a missing or malfunctioning nozzle, particularly when circumventing a broken screw mechanism. The term emerged following an accident where an individual sprayed insect repellent straight into his own eyes after trying to "fix" the broken screw mechanism by pushing the cap onto the mechanism.
Person A: My eyes are burning I just sprayed insect repellant straight into my own eyes
Person B: Did you try to fix that bottle? Did you really just do the New Zealand Roulette?
This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.
When two people are doing a sex and the person on top breaks into a full-on Haka
I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.