Zero Comedy

One of the funniest sketch comedy performances ever to hit Florida. The original show titled Improv was banned from being performed on campus of the strict private school. So, the appointed leader of Improv, Holton Lane decided to abandon the idea of abandoning the show and he created: ZERO COMEDY.

The show was a success bringing 700 people to fill the maximum capacity of the Ponte Vedre Concert Hall.

Jim: "Yo dude, did you see Zero Comedy? It was hilarious when they made fun of Jake!"
John: "Yeah man, but when they shat on Denver - that was comedy gold!"

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divide by zero

1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.

1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."

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Guitar Zero

A downloadable video game clone of Guitar Hero. However, Neversoft decided it was too much like Guitar Hero, and sued it's ass. Despite Neversoft really not being allowed to sue them for anything, because some Japanese company owns the rights to rhythm video games that have guitars in them, Guitar Zero took down their website to go and make the game "Less Guitar Hero-ey".

Person 1: ZOMG, wi cantz i download guitar zero

Person 2: Because Neversoft's a bitch.

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zero-sum

Zero-sum is the opposite of win win. If part of the people gain something the other part loses.

Washington D. C. is a zero-sum place.

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brown zero

Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.

After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.

zero divider

someone who fails so much that they divide by zero and cause the universe to implode.

dude 1: i like pop music.
*universe implodes*
dude 2 :thanks alot you prick you damn zero divider.

Heaven's zero

When you ball out of your mind and go crazy because of doing nothing

-Kimerax Gaming

I feel like I'm having a Heaven's zero help me