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Zions Hill Baptist School

A Christian school, with the biggest Wacko principal ever, he thinks that Obama will bring the end of the world on all of us.

The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.

The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.

Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.

There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.

Zions hill Baptist School is the worst school ever.

That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.

by Raypture May 22, 2009

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman June 16, 2007

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004