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When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.
“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”
“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”
when everyone leaves a zoom meeting but a few others purposely don't exit so they can talk shit about the meeting
"Haha glad to see you all stayed on so we can talk some zoom smack"
A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.
My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.
The act of turning off your camera during an online class, or meeting, and jacking off before anyone realizes.
Jabair was zoom nutting the entire class
The silence that occurs on a zoom meeting when someone asks a question, and the online delay makes the responder stop for anywhere between 2-10 seconds before answering.
Creates great awkward tension because the asker doesn’t know if the other person didn’t hear the question or just doesn’t want to answer.
Teacher: Danny, what is 2 + 5?
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Teacher: Danny did y—
Danny: SEVEN
Everyone else: Laughing silently because of the Zoom Pause
When you've participated in too many Zoom meetings and it makes you tired.
Oh man, I've had so many Zoom meetings this week I'm feeling Zoom fatigue.
When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.
Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.